I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.Whitewater is over when…Continue Reading…
“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” “This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.” “I was working smarter – not harder.” “Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper.” “Oh, I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on our…Continue Reading…
When I remarked that this Friday is the longest day of the year, our receptionist looked puzzled and asked, “You mean it’s longer than 24 hours?” One of my Dad’s retired friends spends nine months a year in Wisconsin and goes to Florida for the winter. One year, while he was in Florida, he got…Continue Reading…
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A Horse With No Name Written by Dewey Bunnell, 1971 On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life There were plants and birds and rocks and things There was sand and hills and rings The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz And the sky with…Continue Reading…
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