A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer. She asked the photographer if he could remove the hat from the picture. He convinced her he could easily do that, and asked her what side of his head he parted his hair on. “I forget,” she said. “But…Continue Reading…

Pokemon: Coughing Koffing! [They find a wild Koffing]Ash: Pokeball, go! Yeah, I caught… Koffing!Brock: Uh oh, Koffing’s coughing!Misty: Let’s go to the PokeCenter. Nurse Joy: Coughing is bad.Ash: No, this is a good Koffing!Nurse Joy: I mean COUGHING.Ash: Ahhh… *falls over* [Team Rocket intro…]Meowth: Hand over your Pikachu!Koffing: *coughs* Koffing koffing! *cough*Meowth: Who are you??Koffing:…Continue Reading…

Late one night during bad weather, the following was heard over the radio at an airport control tower:Helicopter Pilot: “Tower, I’m holding at 3000 feet over Heli-pad 1.”Second voice: “OH NO! I’m holding at 3000 over that pad!!” Helicopter Pilot: “You idiot! You’re my co-pilot!”

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: Dear Hotel, I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my…Continue Reading…

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“You see I come from a time way back in the ninteen hundered and seventiesWhen computers were used for two thingsYou either go to the moon or played pong” “you didn’t hear? are you blind?!” gengar56: i have to get in the habit of using these smilies =]enFinite 3k: yip =]