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I munch C code for breakfast

“I munch C code for breakfast and have enough room left over for kernel debugging.” “I am Bill Gates of Borg. Os/2 is irrelevant.” Geek Code “Gp32 is the bomb… Hope you’rs blows up.” Gamegamer

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Famous Mothers

MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?” COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written!” MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: “Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to…Continue Reading…

Funny Phobias

Amathophobia: The fear of dust.Anananany: The inability to stop spelling ‘banana’ once you’ve started. Anatidaephobia: The fear that wherever you are, a duck is watching! Androphobia: The fear of men. Angoraphobia: The fear of soft sweaters and rabbits. Anthropophobia: The fear of human beings. Archibutyrophobia: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of…Continue Reading…