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“As I said before, jready is stupid.” Tom“as i haven’t said before, tom is stupid” jready

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A Coke Please

Here’s a random joke… I’ve always ordered beverages one simple way: “A Coke, please.” Lately, though, this hasn’t seemed to work. Waitresses now often respond, “I’m sorry, we don’t have Coke. We have Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Mr. Pibb.” Tired of listening to the long list of soft drinks, I thought I’d make life…Continue Reading…

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“Pick your nose with one eye!” DNA: deoxyribonucleic acidATP: adenosine triphosphatepelicula=film

I’m the Boss – a Joke

Here’s a joke I once copy-and-pasted from somewhere. My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door. Later that…Continue Reading…