Here’s a clever joke. G.K. Chesterton and several other literary figures were once asked what book they would prefer to have with them if they were stranded on a desert island. “The complete works of Shakespeare,” said one writer without hesitation. “I choose the Bible,” said another. “How about you?” they asked Chesterton. “I would…Continue Reading…
I made a program in 5 seconds with Visual Basic! QuickJot (2007-10-15 Update: This used to be at http://home.earthlink.net/~klee6/elliot/quickjot.zip, but it’s gone now.) (a readme is included)
Relkin1700: A cat AI!Relkin1700: You can have your own -free- Cybiko-Cat!jomifu99: really?Relkin1700: No.GarethTHEgenius: cat?Relkin1700: Yes, cats!Relkin1700: It is a fat orange one, but you can’t really tell that because it is only grayscale.
Here is the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than do the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British…Continue Reading…
How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.” What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. Missing Dilbert comic dilbert2002018286823.gif
wizardtim: it’s a creature i amdewizardtim: amde*