“If you fall and break your leg, don’t come running to me!” I was dining with a friend at our favorite Thai restaurant when one of the owners came by to show us photos of her new baby boy. Afterward, my friend remarked that she was surprised that the baby looked “so Chinese.” I said,…Continue Reading…
Top 11. 11. Ornithotakuphobia – Fear of having a bird fly into your house and take a crap on your Anime figurines and toys. 10. Hypnojediphobia – Fear of being victim of Jedi Mind Tricks. 9. Rectoriaaphobia – Fear of being financially ruined by an file-sharing lawsuit. 8. Seplopizzaphobia – Fear that the year-old pizza…Continue Reading…
Taking a break from figuring out routes I was skiing along on a spring day I saw an acorn sprouting. I asked him what his expression would be when he grows up and he said: “Gee, I’m a Tree”. Fine mathematician, I thought. Upon rounding the bend I saw some old clothing like stuff floating…Continue Reading…
funny stuff. political cartoon was at jibjab.hoverstudios.com/mirror.htm, but now it’s gone.
MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?” COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written!” MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: “Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to…Continue Reading…
Amathophobia: The fear of dust.Anananany: The inability to stop spelling ‘banana’ once you’ve started. Anatidaephobia: The fear that wherever you are, a duck is watching! Androphobia: The fear of men. Angoraphobia: The fear of soft sweaters and rabbits. Anthropophobia: The fear of human beings. Archibutyrophobia: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of…Continue Reading…