A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for two hours. Finally, he realizes what he is doing and says: “I’m sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home.” A voice from the back of the room says, “There’s calendar behind you.”…Continue Reading…

Here’s a random joke… I’ve always ordered beverages one simple way: “A Coke, please.” Lately, though, this hasn’t seemed to work. Waitresses now often respond, “I’m sorry, we don’t have Coke. We have Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Mr. Pibb.” Tired of listening to the long list of soft drinks, I thought I’d make life…Continue Reading…

Here’s a joke I once copy-and-pasted from somewhere. My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door. Later that…Continue Reading…

Here’s a clever joke. G.K. Chesterton and several other literary figures were once asked what book they would prefer to have with them if they were stranded on a desert island. “The complete works of Shakespeare,” said one writer without hesitation. “I choose the Bible,” said another. “How about you?” they asked Chesterton. “I would…Continue Reading…