Here is the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than do the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British…Continue Reading…

How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.” What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. Missing Dilbert comic dilbert2002018286823.gif

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I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.Whitewater is over when…Continue Reading…

“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” “This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.” “I was working smarter – not harder.” “Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper.” “Oh, I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on our…Continue Reading…

When I remarked that this Friday is the longest day of the year, our receptionist looked puzzled and asked, “You mean it’s longer than 24 hours?” One of my Dad’s retired friends spends nine months a year in Wisconsin and goes to Florida for the winter. One year, while he was in Florida, he got…Continue Reading…